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We're live with Alonzo Bodeon.

He just got back spraying chem trails for the past six hours all across...

Don't tell him, Joe.

Southern California, he's controlling mines and the weather. There's a reason why it's cloudy out folks. It's

Alonzo Bowdoin, hilarious stand-up comedian slash weather modification expert.

What's up, Joe? Nothing. it's going to rain tonight.

I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I can't believe it.

That you know, you might want to put the top up on a convertible.

Why are you working for the man?

Hey, it pays well.

But you made great money. You're a comic. You do well. You're very successful. I know Joe, but you know ever since Obama took over. I mean he gave me a call. He said, look, alongside, we need a brother on the weather. say I got you I got you so this is this is part of that whole thing

so it's a part of like Black Lives Matter yeah I just want to let you in okay I understand that makes sense

look you got to do what you got to do in this crazy world and if a little weather modification is on the menu.

Yeah, well, you know, then I'm kicking I'm getting some of the ski resort money from Mammoth, you know's like a side hustle they say this winter is going to be fucking crazy the weather modification experts I'm just here to let you know El Nino do you believe in El Nino? Is that real? Yeah, I think that is. But weather, you know, it's so

funny about the weather, like they really don't know. At best, it's an educated guess.

Right.

So when they say something like there's a change in an ocean current, like that's what El Nino is, right?

Like there's warm water flowing through the ocean where it's normally cold and that's going to bring more water and vapor and I get that on the large scale

But they can never say okay, it's going to rain Tuesday between noon and 4 o'clock like there are times when they're so wrong

It's comical like in any other job you'd be fired. Yeah for being that far off and they're like oh it missed.

But compared to like how they used to be it's fucking amazing.

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