Hey, hey, hey, everybody. It's Harlan Williams, and you are rolling down the Harlan Highway with me.

Harlan Williams, your host. Welcome, everybody. Great to have you here. What a show we have. Unbelievable.

I'm going to be talking with my boss, Mr Featherstone, later in the show.

I'm hoping he's, you know, having me come up to his office to congratulate me on the seventh hundredth episode of the

Harlan Highway or you know talk about you know how we're gonna do the

that is the special features on my new app all that stuff we're going to be talking a

bit more about the the new Harlan Highway app which is great we're also going to

be talking about some delicious food. There's a special time of year when we

have a special kind of food. It warms the heart, but now I've discovered a way I can have it every single day of the week if I so desire and I did it the other day and it was yummy and I'm going to tell you guys all about it.

It's so yummy, it's disgusting and yucky.

Also, the Pope was visiting the United States of America.

I'm going to have a few serious words about that

towards the end of the show.

I found it would be very inspirational, kind of like this podcast, The Harlan Highway.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce The Harlan

Highway. I promise you, I will please you all, believe me.

What is he lumbay?

What is he going to get him right?

Oh, he's an angel. He's an angel stuck from nothing.

You're going to need a bigger boat.

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

Why don't you give me a name and a face and a reason why.

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