Ladies and gentlemen, we are the one, two, three, SORG LUSERS!

What up everybody, I am Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts.

My sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

What is up, I'm Eddie, and I know the least about sports.

I'm your average sports watcher, your sports fan.

I just don't know who's who's who's or the what's what's.

Exactly, and right now we are in PITS, Big PITS studio, we've invited his studio,

so you may hear him pop in now and then talking.

He's doing work in the background.

Ray had to go to a hair appointment.

If he wants to talk about what hair appointment he had, we can talk about that in a later date.

I don't want to throw anybody under the bus.

And if you're new to the podcast, Big PITS is the Kansas City Chiefs number one fan of all time.

He's a huge chiefs fan, he's a huge Kansas J-Hawk fan, because he's from Kansas City.

And he's a Kansas City Royals fan.

Royals fans, he's all about Kansas, he loves the wheat.

Yes, but, but, but PITS, you do your work, let us do the podcast.

And if you hear anything you want to chime in on, come on in.

Okay, just thankful for Ray's implants, right?

I wouldn't get this chance.

Whoa, I wasn't going to say where Ray was going, but that's okay.

I didn't get a hair appointment.

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