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Hey little escape artists welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

That's right because it's Friday night. I'm crow. Yeah.

And that's Rojo Caliente. I'm a lie. I turned on crying by Desire Dubinay as a pump up song before we have record.

And here we are. Desire Dubinay is a pump up song. Seriously, like if you're going to go out with the girls for the night for some drinks, you know, if you're going to go get some cocktails and mocktails.

Crying by Desire Dubinay is the song to pump before you go out. It's going to set the mood right. I'm not going to lie though. Before we turn that on, I also just kept showing Tyler like a scroll of Bailey Jane Mills videos on Instagram.

Because that is the best way to get in the funny mood. It's so true. Bailey Jane Mills do it and do it well. Yeah. So if you're actually taking any kind of like content recommendations from this whole moment right now, really just go follow Bailey Jane Mills on Instagram.

Yeah. But, um, hi, how are we doing today? Before we send people completely away from our show. I know, right? I'm doing great. I'm feeling gorgeous. Same. I just got a little teddy too. Yeah, it looks really cute. Thank you. It's a snake.

So I'm excited about that. But my arm feels like I'm being sold at the meat market. You know what I mean? It's pretty tenderized. No, just wrapped up in a lot of plastic. Oh, I get what you mean. Yeah. Yeah. Look, it's been a tattoo week over at this house. It's true. Yeah, I had a half sleeve cover up appointment this week. Shout it to Lizzie. It's bekezy tattoo. We're just doing it. I mean, like love the winter is the best time to be doing stuff on the arms. Yeah. And the legs. I mean, really all over the body in terms of tattoos. It's not.

Like your skin's not seen the sun is mine. Yeah, you're not going swimming. Yeah. But you are missing out on bats. Totally. So that's the downside. That is I will say I am surprised how few bats you have taken this winter season. I know. Yeah. It's because I'm usually healing something. I know, right?

Because once they're like pringles, once you pop, you just can't stop. I know. I know. I know. But yeah, you're going to have to move away from getting tattoos on your lower regions. It's just his legs. He doesn't have like a tattooed up deer or anything. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, I don't know. That's not for me. It's for some, but it's certainly not for me. Sure. Yeah. No. Totally. Exactly. Anyway, before we completely go off into space, do you want to get into it? Yeah, let's get into it because it's blue gable shit. Like we said. Yeah. I think we're going to get into it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We got some pretty hot topics. Hell yeah. You could probably just call us the view at this point. These topics are so hot. Sure. Yeah. And I do give a joy Bayhara vibe. So it does kind of work. Also, if anybody's been following the like the three act opera that is my mouth, I'm happy to report that I'm getting the permanent filling tomorrow on that. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. So happy to say that the inflammation has.

We've been up and down since the last time we spoke and just looking forward to know, uh, no mouth titties. That's it. I somebody did point out they're like, oh my god, you had zombie titties. You did in your mouth though. Yeah. Yeah. That part. All right. Well, do you want to get into it? Let's get into it. Cool. So I'm starting us off this. Yes. And look, I just want to start by saying a big hour, hour, two, Jeanette for sending this one into us. Thank you for seeing us. And for hearing us.

This goes or this does kind of dovetail onto topics that we were talked about on spooky gay bullshit past or maybe I should retract that statement. It chicken tails onto things. Okay. Chicken wings onto things. So to say, oh my god, I love that. Thank you. Remember that saying no one says it anymore. No, thank, but a chicken wing. Who said, no one says it anymore. I think the last time that I heard it used was by that woman on a rock of love season one. The one who kept saying don't threaten me.

It was a good time. Oh, you dropped the end bomb remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And the one who looked like ginger spice. Oh, like this. If ginger spices has been on the spice rack for a little too long. Yeah, she's been she was on some spice. Let's say that. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. But that was like like 15 years ago. Yeah, exactly. That's it. It's it's not a part of the common vernacular anymore. And it was past say at the time. Even I'd say so yeah. No, I bring it back. Right. Why not? Yeah. In fact, that should be your your little project for the your Tyler. It will be my

project. And you know what? It ain't going to be no thing about chicken. I'm already starting. Thank you. Yeah. Anyway, so now let's all take a moment and go on a mental trip to Eagle Lake, Minnesota in the USA, where thanks to Jeanette, we are going to be reigniting a bit of a long standing segment here on the show. Chicken attacks. Ooh, chicken attacks. They don't happen often, but when they do, baby, they do. They're always drinking.

They're not. They are. Yeah. And look, on spooky gable shit before we have covered a number of different stories of people meeting their demise or I mean, at least meeting a bad time at the hands or wings or little feet. Talent.

Of chickens. And today I do have a story similar to those, but it's it's a bit of a different one. So today is not so much, but somebody being attacked by a chicken, but being attacked with a chicken. Okay. Yeah, a chicken assault, if you will. Okay. So on February 1st, 2023, a call was put into 911 from a man named Eagle Creek, Minnesota, who was requesting assistance at his home due to a domestic issue with his partner.

Now, on the call, yelling was observed by the 911, or 911 operator, officers were sent to the scene where reportedly they heard the same yelling coming from inside the home. So they get in. They're kind of scoping at the scene and they are greeted by the person who called them claiming that he was assaulted by his girlfriend while driving home from a bar that night. So it's like a little bit later into the night. They were on their way home for whatever reason. This starts to go on. All he's driving. She is big.

She is spitting in his face, hitting him. So then when they get home, she ends up taking a chicken and nailing him in the back of the head with it and not a live chicken. I was going to ask. Yeah, no, a cook. I don't know.

It was a chicken nonetheless. And I'll tell you, I think it was cooked because the officers who were there at the scene and we're talking to this guy who was explaining being hit with the chicken did have bits of chicken in his hair, which again, hopefully then it was cooked because otherwise like that is just food safety.

Fucking nightmare.

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