So Matt, did you know that whenever you say the word poop your mouth moves the same way your butthole does when you poop?

No, the same is true for the phrase explosive diarrhea

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

Well, well, how are you Matt? Well, I'm pretty good. Good. It's a it's gotten hot down here in Tennessee. It really has.

We went from it was like cold wearing jackets and then all of a sudden I'm sweating my butt off at work. Yeah, this is this is your graveyard tails weather report. There you go.

There you go. Not that any of y'all cared at all. None of you care. We somehow always seem to go to that. It does because we gripe about stuff. That's why.

So on a non gripey note, one to let you guys know that we do have a new design up on T public for merch. It's the pulp horror design that you've seen us have on our

Facebook and Twitter and stuff. So go find that link. Click on it. Go check it out. It's awesome. It's great. It is so cool. It is and you know, we can't thank Eric enough for doing that for us and allowing us to put it out there for you guys to enjoy.

So go grab your shirt, a mug, whatever. Enjoy a baby onesie. Yep. Always with the dang babe.

So I just think it's a crazy thing. It is. You know, why not? I mean graveyard tails baby onesie. Why not? So even though we don't have a sponsor this week, we would like to ask you guys to go check out our sponsors from other

weeks because it really does help us keep doing the show because it shows that, you know, their ad time is working. And so they will keep buying ads. So please go check them out.

Go to their website. You know, if you feel like purchasing something, use our code, get a discount, but definitely go check out our sponsors. So Matt, what are we talking about tonight?

So tonight, Adam and I are looking into possibly the greatest archaeological find in history, the discovery of the tomb of King.

And I'm almost screwed up.

Tutankamoon or as you guys know him as King Tut and and to it in common as we say.

Or as Amanda said last night, if it's really bad, it's to uncommon.

But not only that, the curse that's associated with the discovery of his tomb. Yes.

And so we're going to we're going to go into some details about who King Tut was and in his short reign, what he was able to accomplish.

And we're going to talk about the history behind the man that found the tomb and the aftermath of what happened in the next 10 years after he found it.

It gets it gets a little weird. It does. And we're going to try to condense it all down into one episode for you.

Since we did a two-parter for you all last time, we're going to have a don't worry. This is going to be a one-parter if it kills us.

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