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in her eye thinking it was eyedrops. We did a story like that. I think it was the exact same

stuff like a year or so ago. And that didn't turn out well for that lady. Is this true or is this

like this is turning into urban legend stuff? No. It's almost scanner.

Is it both eyes?

They report what they hear.

She does have gorilla glue in her eyeball and eyelid.

That was yesterday.

She was taken to a local hospital.

Was she putting lashes on?

There has to be a reason.

No, no.

She thought it was eyedrops.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah, you has to be a reason. No, no. She thought it was eyedrops. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, well, yeah, you got to look. Yeah. Yeah, it's different. I put asht cream in my mouth once, but, well, you know that. What about? But, yeah, it was cortisone. I tried to wash off your tongue. Corrella glue containers and the Vizene containers look remotely the same.

I don't either. And doesn't gorilla glue drop slower too out of that? Yeah. Yeah, it comes in a small. I guess it could. I mean, it's a bigger version of what I drops look like. But you're right. I don't know what she was thinking. Maybe she was drunk. I'm not going to. I hope she's okay. She's 37. There's a story from New Year's Eve last year.

North Carolina mom hospitalized after mistaking nail glue for eyedrops. One from a few years before that.

Michigan woman, again, nail adhesive for eyedrops. California woman from 2023. Super glues her eyes shut after mistaking nail glue for eyedrops. Apparently that's the one that's more common. Nail glue. Yeah. I have byzine. It must be the packaging that looks similar. And there's another one super glue. This lady put super glue in her eyes. Thought they were eyedrops. You turn upside down and squeeze it. That's all that stuff works.

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