7.17 Lies My Parents Told Me

Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Buffering: A Rewatch Adventure

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🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

We've got mommy issues, we've got daddy issues, and we've got A LOT OF BULLSHIT! In flashbacks, Spike wants to bring his mom on vacation with Drusilla (lol) and tiny, adorable Robin knocks over a trash can to assist his slayer-mom Nikki. In present day, the power of iTunes 1.0 triggers Spike inside of Robin's cross-laden garage and they FIGHT, while elsewhere Giles behaves like a f*cking asshole. Yes, yes, it is time for Season 7 Episode 17: Lies My Parents Told Me!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody!
0:04.3	Oh, hello, wow.
0:06.8	Just 17 episodes in to the 7th season of a television show that we started talking
0:11.6	about in 2016.
0:14.2	It's very casual, Kristen.
0:16.2	We are very casually approaching.
0:19.2	Very chill.
0:21.2	Are we approaching something significant?
0:23.4	No.
0:24.4	I can't think of anything.
0:26.2	No.
0:27.2	It doesn't matter, in fact, you know, you could join us in person and tell us to our
0:31.4	faces that everything is going to be just fine and nothing ever comes to an end.
0:36.7	In Chicago, in literally like less than two weeks, just a little over one week, really.
0:43.7	July 23rd and 24th.
0:45.5	Here's the deal.
0:47.1	There are in-person tickets still available for the show on Saturday, July 23rd at Lincoln
0:52.0	Hall in Chicago.
0:53.0	What are we doing?
0:54.0	Oh, nothing.
0:55.5	No big deal.
0:56.5	We're just talking about the entire history of Fuffi that leads us to the world.
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