Oh, hey everybody. Hello. Hello. It's really hot in New York. How is it in Maine? It's warm. Wait, no, it's cold. Oh my god. It's a fucking fake out. Just make me feel solitude for one second. I forgot. It was hot yesterday, but it's cool today. I don't know what's going on around here, you guys, but it's been in the 90s twice already. And as of this recording, we are not even out of

May. I know when you hear it will be in June, but like, but the like ads on the radio and shit are like summer time is here. And I'm like, no, it actually literally isn't like it is not. Yeah, not for another like 21 day. Yeah, like stop trying to fucking make it okay. It's not okay. Anyway, um, you know what happens before summer is officially here. Jenny. Spring. Spring. And also we go to Philadelphia. Oh, yeah.

Live recording of storyteller. We have costumes. It's not a big deal. I got mine cost about $7.12 and Jenny's cost a lot more than that. So that's your only clue about what our costumes are for storyteller. We're going to be at World Cafe Live on June 11th. It is the first live taping that we have done outside of the special prom taping that we did in March since the beginning of the pandemic. The first time we've gathered together. Wow. For a live episode. And it is one of the most important things that we've ever done.

One of three of our last live recordings ever for buffering the vampire slayer. There are as of this taping 15 entire tickets left. So if you want to join us in Philadelphia World Cafe Live, you should go and get a ticket pretty much right this minute. Paw hit pause. It will wait the power of the pause. We will wait here until you grab that ticket. World Cafe Live has always been amazing to us. They make themed drinks. And they themed.

We have snacks. And it's just a really wonderful time. And also just safety wise, all of our in-person shows are masked. I know rules and all that are changing constantly around this country. But guess where they don't change at buffering the vampire slayer. So in case you're worried about that, know that these will be mass events unless people are eating or drinking. We will be as safe as possible.

And heads up New York City. The finale is, is of course, sold out Chicago. We have a two night event in July. The second night of that taping is sold out. But the first night, the music night, it is themed. Buffy and Faith. It's going to be me and Jenny and Jess Abbott, aka two X wives, one X wife, one wife. It's a you can do the math. It's going to be a good time.

And there's going to be a live Buffy and Faith music. And there's only a handful of tickets left to that one too. So if you're in the Midwest and you want to come see us in Chicago, that's Lincoln Hall, all of these events and the ticketing links are on our calendar, buffering the vampire slayer.com just click on calendar.

Um, scoop that stuff up because this is this is it folks just the final count.

And speaking of it as in it, it's time for the results of last episode sexual tension award. That episode was the killer in me, which is like the title of a poem that Buffy wrote in her journal about any number of her ex-boyfriends.

Oh my god.

In fourth place with four percent of the vote they bullshit better. I feel like they did deserve better. I'm mad. But you know the the races on in with this quartet of norms.

It's Kennedy and Vaughn. They did their best.

They're totally connootled in that lecture hall. But indeed only four percent of you considered it tense tense enough.

Fan favorites question mark in third place with 24% of the vote. It's Zandrew continued. Do people love Zandrew? I can't keep track.

They do. Zandrew. I think Zandrew won the last two rounds. I think the only reason they didn't win this one is because people were like, I mean, maybe we should give it to somebody else.

And then it gets even more heated in the top two slots in second place with 35% of the vote. It's Kennedy and Willow.

Man third place so much tension that one of them literally turned into the man she murdered last season and it wasn't enough to win. It was not enough. Why Jenny? Cause who won?

My beautiful sweet listen sometimes you take a cigarette and you wrap it into piece of wonder bread and that's a tasty sack.

In first place with 37% of the vote. It's Riley and ass face a K.A. spike. You're welcome.

That is disgusting.

You really take a blooming onion and you wrap it in a piece of wonder bread. Maybe that's a little.

I think the wonder bread is just always going to lose me which is really isn't true to form as far as I go.

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