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Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Buffering: A Rewatch Adventure

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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

You know that feeling when you're a centuries-old vampyric ancestor named Turok-Han and you just want to kill a bunch of potential slayers so that you can keep the world's oldest evil happy, but then you wind up at a half-built library and the Slayer herself turns on the spotlights, dons a top hat, and promptly beheads you in front of all of your adoring fans?! It's Showtime, baby...

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0:00.0	Oh, hello.
0:04.4	Wow, funny meeting you here.
0:06.3	God, I hope no one ever makes a compilation of all the times I've said that at the top of the episode.
0:10.8	Ha ha ha!
0:12.5	Well, you know, you've just wished upon a star for it by saying it out loud.
0:16.9	Oh, don't do it. Don't embarrass me.
0:19.6	We're here. We have announcements.
0:21.6	We have news. We have things to tell you before we get into today's episode.
0:26.8	Um, the first, actually the first two things are pretty fucking big deals, Jenny.
0:33.7	Pretty f-
0:34.4	Yes.
0:35.2	Did you ever think that maybe perhaps one day you would be able to add author to your resume,
0:41.6	your working-
0:42.2	I dared to dream, Kristen. I dared to dream.
0:46.5	Just yesterday it was announced that we are writing a book.
0:51.5	We are publishing a book with Saint Martin's Press called Slayers, every one of us.
0:58.0	And it's just going to be about the fucking last six years of our life.
1:02.8	Right.
1:04.0	Our life or lives depending on how you want to look at it.
1:06.9	Um, where we have journeyed through the series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
1:12.0	and also, you know, move through things like being married and then being divorced,
1:16.3	or like, you know, presidential elections, or pandemics, or like, who knows?
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