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Kind of like when I found out you could fit two whole human feet inside a...

America's healthcare system, developed by lunatics and supported by other lunatics, does more than just suck.

Although shouldn't that be enough? It's actually a massive device to keep the poor, poor, destroy the middle class, and keep the rich

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And the recent trend of high deductible employer health plans takes that poverty-creating

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Across California, as around the nation, high-deductible health care plans have been steadily

gaining popularity among employers.

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