698 - Dr. Ascot returns. Monsters in the house. Bernie Saunders secret identity

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Harland finds a dangerous monster in his house. Presidential canidate Bernie Saunders has a secret identity. What has happened to freedom of speech? Dr. Ascot drops by for a session with Harland. Ascot pisspot!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Harlan Highway boys and girls.
0:04.0	Oh, oh, oh,
0:08.0	Charles Nelson Riling,
0:12.0	Ugh, Stop it. Nelson Riley.
0:13.0	Stop it!
0:15.0	It's not Charles Nelson Riley, it's me Harlan Williams.
0:18.0	You are listening to the Harlan Highway Podcast.
0:21.0	Broadcasting from the 12th floor of a big tall building in the middle of your
0:27.9	mother's forehead. Wait what? Big show today. We are going to be talking about a monster that invaded my home.
0:38.0	Oh yes, this is real, I'm not even joking. A scary, horrible monster invaded my home. I was shaking in my slippers. Wait to hear about this.
0:49.1	Also, we're going to be talking about presidential candidate Bernie Saunders.
0:54.3	It turns out he's got a secret identity, kind of like Clark Ken and Superman.
0:59.5	Bernie Saunders it turns out is somebody else that most of you might not have known. Very intense.
1:06.1	Dr. Ascot is here. Unfortunately my online therapist, my on- therapist wants to talk to me today. I already feel
1:16.3	sick to my stomach. And then towards the end of a show one of the pavement pounders
1:21.1	calls with a very interesting question about freedom of
1:24.1	speech and the terror of being on Twitter. Here on the Harland Highway.
1:31.0	Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce The Harlan Highway
1:34.0	I will please you all, believe me.
1:37.0	What is he lumbay?
1:38.0	What is he lumba?
1:40.0	What is he going to get him right?
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