Hey, folks, as you know, my TV show of eight years redacted tonight has been canceled and thousands of past episodes and videos have been banned on YouTube because the U.S. war machine can go fuck itself in the bad kind of way.

But before we were canceled, I had already written a few segments that have never aired, so I thought I would bring some of those to you right now.

Enjoy. Here in the U.S., a group of people have gotten together to demand homes for the homeless

in Boise, Idaho. And at first, I thought, it can't be homeless in Idaho. Because the only people

living there are those who can't leave because they're tending to 90-year-old terminally ill

parents who stubbornly refused to let go

because they haven't finished that 10,000-piece jigsaw puzzle. I've got an idea. How about,

hear me out on this? A 5,000-piece puzzle. And we all get out of here a little sooner. But I was

wrong. Apparently, there are indeed homeless and poor people in Boise, just like

everywhere else in the United States, except Orlando, where all the homeless are stored in

plastic bins beneath the Epcot Center. So a group of Idaho activists have started a tent

protest, refusing to leave until their demands are met. And would you believe it, the police

have been less than cordial.

Quote, police and far right continue to attack and harass ongoing tent protests demanding housing access in Boise, Idaho.

That's from popular resistance. That doesn't sound like the police I know.

Among other things, quote, police are stealing donated blankets, sleeping bags, and heaters, propane.

Now that sounds like the police I know.

But I'm sure they're doing it for a good reason, you know, because, you know, what they say.

If you give a man a blanket, he sleeps for a night.

But if you teach a man to blanket, then sleeps for a night. But if you teach a man

to blanket, then he probably dies of hypothermia because blanket isn't a verb. But that man will

learn an important rule about grammar just before his untimely death. The activists have been out there

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