Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jury, box froze, fuck up,

pole, fuck up stove, counted millions in the cold, bad bitch, bootage

swo, got up on bank road, can't fold, just a no, head shot, case clothes.

What is up, guys, it's Andy for selling, this is the show for the realist, say goodbye to the lies to fakeness and delusions

in modern society and welcome.

The motherfucking reality, guys, today we have a special Saturday,

Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.

That's what we're gonna do.

We had to do it on Saturday, man.

We only got one in this week.

We had to get two.

We know you guys love it.

It's your favorite episode.

We're extra handsome, you want to see us, hear us, give us

hugs and stuff through the phone. You know, it's all good.

What's up, dude? I'm actually not a big hugger like that though, man.

I'm really, like I mean, I will but like let me initiate it

let you initiate the hugs yeah like don't initiate a hug on me yeah let me do it you know what I'm saying

does that make sense is that weird I don't know I mean people's got their own preferences about how I don't like people touching me at all

that's what I'm saying like you know I'm just like I like it like if I want to if I want to be touched I will initiate the touching yeah I kind of get that yeah I mean it's normal yeah

you know what I don't like dude is that when people here's what I really fucking don't like

oh let's do this. Yeah.

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