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🗓️ 27 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hear ye, hear ye. You are listening to an old-timey podcast. I'm Kristen Caruso. |
| 0:08.2 | And I'm Norman Caruso. And on this episode, I'll be talking about the Donner Party. The finale. |
| 0:15.0 | Woohoo! The finale! Oh yeah. Lots of cheers. It's over. Everyone did great. No trauma. |
| 0:23.2 | Okay. Well, yeah, trauma wasn't invented yet. So in many ways, you're right. |
| 0:28.5 | Kristen, we actually got a message from the Trump administration about your most recent episode. |
| 0:34.2 | Oh, really? |
| 0:34.8 | The Donner Party series. Well, as you know, they've been going through the Smithsonian Museum |
| 0:38.5 | looking at all the exhibits. And they, they're not really happy with the exhibits on slavery. |
| 0:45.3 | Sure. |
| 0:45.9 | You're saying it's too sad. It's a real bummer. And they'd like them to maybe not talk about it so much. |
| 0:53.4 | And they listened to part four of the Donner Party, and they also thought, boy, that episode sure was a bummer. |
| 0:59.1 | And maybe we need to go back and edit it and make it more uplifting and fun and positive. |
| 1:04.5 | You know, I think if we just used the fart noise from the soundboard some more, then that episode would have been a lot more uplifting. So in a way, this is all your fault, Norm. Well, you just should have said so. I would have been, you know, spamming that sound all you want. There we go. You got to write into those scripts. You know, history books would be a lot shorter if we just skipped all the sad stuff. Yeah. So I think these are a lot of great ideas that we have to consider. |
| 1:29.7 | Well, here's what I say to them. |
| 1:32.6 | We will not shy away from the bad stuff. |
| 1:34.9 | And if you want to support a small, sexy, independent podcast that does look at both the good |
| 1:40.0 | and bad of history, head on over to patreon.com slash old-timey podcast. |
| 2:00.9 | Wow. Okay, Norm. Consider becoming a non-threatening fan. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to our monthly bonus episodes with full video and get to chitty chat in the Discord. You know, one of our loyal history host, Leslie did a typo, and she said you get to shitty chat in the Discord. And I like well sometimes we have some shitty conversations in there it's true it's true they're not |
| 2:05.4 | all bangers right but if you're ready to commit to us full time if you want to leave |
| 2:09.9 | your old life behind and start a new you get in on that ten dollar pig butter |
| 2:14.7 | investor tier you get bonus episodes sign card and stickers, early ad-free |
| 2:18.7 | video episodes, access to our trivia parties, 10% off all merch, and ad-free episodes of Kristen's |
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