Sweet Christmas crumble cake.

Why am I talking about Christmas? It's the middle of summer.

Because that's what we do here.

Nothing makes any sense and that's the way you like it. Isn't it everybody?

Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it?

Isn't it?

Hey, it's Harlan Williams.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Thank you for being here, everybody.

A wild show today. We are going to be talking about something

that happens to all of us. It'll come up in the Harlan Highway question of the day

something that happens to us in our sleep maybe you have the answers I don't know I'm gonna ask the question

also we have a really weird toy story in our crazy news segment. Some

guy had a toy hidden in his body for many years and way to you hear this. Very odd.

Also with Summer being here, we have our resident romantic writer Samuel E. Quelk will be dropping by to read one of his romantic summer letters, which I always end up almost puking after I hear.

Hopefully this time it actually is semi-romantic because this guy he's very questionable.

So Samuel Lee Kowque later in the show,

put your helmet on.

This is the Harlan Highway.

Ladies gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the Harlan Highway.

I will please you all, believe me.

What is he lovely?

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