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Noyoie.

Hello everybody, buddy, why am I stuttering?

I don't, I don't know.

I guess I must be so excited. I'm Harlan Williams. This is the Harlan Highway and you are the pavement

pounders. Welcome to the show we have a lot of ground to cover today. We're finally going to put to bed the debate

about getting microchips put under our skin. Wait do you hear this thing go off? The

back end of the show is just full of wild surprises as the

debate continues. Barbecue Eddie is here today. He's going all the way down to Mississippi to try and find some

southern style barbecue. I got a crazy horrible wacky news story that involves a moose.

Wait, do you hear this one?

You'll question humanity when you hear this one.

Also, I'm going to be talking about the correlation between psychological visual stimuli and you.

As a comedian I get a little nervous when I pull up beside a Walmart truck now after the

Tracy Morgan incident.

Wait, wait, do you hear my analysis about this?

Good night Nellie Frittato.

Put your slippers on and your helmet, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we go.

This is the Harlan Highway.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce

The Harlan Highway.

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