68: Procrastination Is A Virtue & The Best Movie Theater Snacks - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today’s show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today’s draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	Hey spitwads, look, thanks for finding our podcast, for listening, for loving our podcast.
0:08.7	If you- You're welcome, actually, for the loving part.
0:10.9	Yeah, thank you, Mike.
0:11.9	I mean, that's us.
0:12.9	Well, right.
0:13.9	Yes.
0:14.9	If you would like to support this show and get access to the entire catalog of shows, go
0:20.1	to spitballerspod.com and become a spitwad.
0:24.7	And you will hear so many terrible scatting intros that you can't even handle it.
0:30.5	In fact, here comes one now.
0:40.4	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give
0:45.6	random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:49.0	This is the spitballerspodcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
0:56.0	I told you it was coming.
1:07.4	We've had 68 episodes of the spitballerspodcast.
1:14.9	You've been sick for a month.
1:15.9	I've never been more afraid for a scat in all my life.
1:19.7	I don't know what I feel now.
1:22.9	But I know where you feel it.
1:26.1	And that's the respiratory system.
1:28.5	Yes.
1:29.5	I've entered your respiratory system.
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