Welcome back. Oh my voice is absolutely finished.

Right. We are on episode number 68.

68.

One before... The big one.

The big one.

And we have got Nigel aka uncle Roger aka your favorite chef

yeah thank you thank you I'm not a chef I just complain about people's food okay I was I was going to ask this by the way,

so you actually came on my Christmas cookoff

and people loved it by the way, so thank you so much for coming on that.

But can you actually cook yourself because all I see

is you critiquing and not actually you put in a shift in? I have a few

cooking videos. I'm a decent home cook but only at a home cook level. I like that. I thought I was good and then I start making these videos and I interact with proper chefs. I'm like, oh, I'm not good. I see that technique and stuff and you just

what kind of dishes we're talking about,

like we're talking pot noodle or we're

not serious.

I actually use fire and a pan and a walk.

Okay, serious.

That's a bit too far for us, you know.

Get me a microwave and I'm ready.

I just moved to a new place in September six months ago and I haven't touched a microwave yet.

That's good though. Yeah.

Good on you.

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