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Ah, hey, how are you?

Welcome to the show to the podcast.

This is the Harlan Highway, I'm Harlan Williams, and if you detect a little

giggle in my voice, it's because I'm super excited.

Oh my God, this is unbelievable.

The Loch Ness Monster has been captured. Nessie, the famed fabled monster from Scotland, and we are the first people on the planet

to get an exclusive interview with the fishermen who pulled

Nessie into his boat. It's on I'm so excited I I can't wait to talk to this guy

unbelievable we had to shell out some major bucks to get this interview,

but it is worth this is historic.

So I'm trying to contain myself.

So get ready for one of the most incredible interviews ever. They've

captured the Loch Ness monster. Also we're going to be talking about guilt.

Not the type of guilt you'd think, but fresh produce guilt. I know it's a little

ambiguous, but allow me to explain as we get into the podcast. Think about it, fresh produce guilt.

I will be talking about that.

Plus, some more people weigh in on the Schlitzy hairstyle,

the little ponytail men are putting on top of their heads they're not happy neither was I but this

podcast will make you happy this is the Harland Highway

ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce the Harland Highway The Harlan

Highway. I promise you, I will please you all, believe me.

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