On the good ship, Lollie Pop.

If a ship was made out of Lollie Pop,

wouldn't it kind of melt in the water pretty rapidly?

Because it's all sugar hard candy sugar and

it's like when you lick a lollipop your wet saliva dissolves it so how what

anyways I'm dissolves it, so how, what, anyways, I'm overthinking it.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I'm Harlan Williams, your host.

Mm-hmm, a-hmm. Today interesting show it's very it's a very woman-themed show. We are actually

going to be talking about the manners and the etiquette of young girls these days and how it seems to be changing,

how it seems to be a woman, young girls seem to be more brazen and have a lot more attitude and we're going to be talking to someone from the

actually Sally Struthers at the Sally Struthers Institute for Young Women which is a academic facility where they stress, hard

discipline to keep the girls in line and help them plan for a better future. So we'll be talking to her on the phone.

Also we have an irate caller who's pissed off about Mad Max the new movie where

the women in the movie seem to be taking over the whole plot.

So let's talk about that right here on the Harlan Highway.

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What is he lollis?

What is he going to anyway?

Oh, he's an angel stuck from learning.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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