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🗓️ 12 December 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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It's finally here! the episode we recorded on Sunday before anyone knew who the United Health shooter was or whether he'd be caught.
Luckily I correctly predicted he would be a principled maoist third-worldist.
TODAY: We talk about the assassination celebrated by Americans across the political spectrum, the stern lecture given to us by the political and pundit class, and flailing attempts to distract from the anti-capitalist, populist politics the shooter seemed to be acting on.
PLUS: An acquaintance proves her allyship to Tony, and Alex describes the movie Michael where John Travolta plays a cool angel named Michael
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0:00.0 | I think killing people with an Excel spreadsheet is way more cold-blooded than shooting |
0:04.6 | somebody from eight feet away, you know? |
0:07.0 | Yeah, like you're never going to look in their eyes. |
0:08.9 | You're never going to be within five feet of them. |
0:10.7 | Like, that's cold-blooded. |
0:13.1 | Yeah. |
0:13.7 | So look at the left rejoicing about this murder. |
0:16.9 | And by the left, they mean everybody on Facebook. |
0:20.7 | Everybody, period. Every single everybody on Facebook everybody period every |
0:22.4 | every single user on Facebook I'm just you know let me let me insert the first |
0:26.6 | piece of evidence here the United Health Group Facebook post who's a private |
0:31.6 | insurance company if you're unaware we are deeply sad and shocked the passing of |
0:35.6 | our dear friend colleague Brian Thompson the, the CEO of United Healthcare. |
0:39.6 | Brian was a highly respected colleague and a friend to all who worked with him. |
0:42.7 | We are working closely with the New York Police Department and ask for your patience and understanding during this difficult time. |
0:49.1 | And this has 41,000 laugh reacts. |
0:55.0 | Forty one thousand laugh reacts. 41,000 laugh reacts, only 2,000 sad reacts. |
1:01.0 | And I mean, those 2,000 sad reacts probably only exist because of the 41,000 laugh reacts. |
1:09.0 | Yeah, yeah. It's, it's, it's it's and it's the ratio is beautiful |
1:13.4 | we love to see it yeah like every 30th person who saw this in their feed were like |
1:17.8 | whoa that's sad and every other person laughed at it hey Alex do you think that if |
1:22.9 | you get bodyed on the street do you think that UPS is gonna work closely with |
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