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Lifeline

67. One Pound Plopper

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 โ€ข 734 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 23 July 2023

โฑ๏ธ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. ๐Ÿคณ Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 โ˜Ž๏ธ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 ๏ฃฟ๐ŸŽง Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G ๐Ÿ”Š Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT ๐Ÿ”— All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’š Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we have advice for a guy who keeps getting attacked by a shark, a house decorating question, how to respond to "Anything fun to do around here?", and a discussion about how many women order food. ๐Ÿ“† Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’ƒ Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.6

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0:27.1

hello Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello.

0:38.3

Hello.

0:40.3

Hello.

0:42.6

I don't want to talk about here.

0:44.9

I don't want people to know.

0:46.7

It's a shirt that's so cool.

0:48.0

I don't want to wear it on the show.

0:50.1

I don't want anybody to know.

0:52.0

You're talking about it right now.

0:52.6

But I saw it once in a window at a store that I was driving by, and I never was able to go back to get it because it wasn't there when I went back.

1:03.2

And I've been looking for it for like over a year.

1:06.8

That shirt.

1:07.4

No, no, no, no, not this one.

1:08.4

Oh, I didn't shirt.

1:09.0

I would never wear the shirt.

1:10.6

If I ever do get it, I'm not wearing it on the show.

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