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🗓️ 18 March 2015
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the two dogs, Bummer and Lazarus.
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0:00.0 | You are listening to the dollop and American history podcast each week. I |
0:05.4 | Dave Anthony read a story to my friend |
0:08.9 | Garrett Reynolds who has no real idea what this topic is about |
0:17.4 | People say this is funny not Gary Garrett. Dave. Okay someone or something is tickling |
0:23.1 | And this is not gonna come to tickle you podcast. Yeah |
0:25.4 | You are Queen fakie of Adubta |
0:28.6 | All hail Queen shit of lies though a bunch of religious virgins go to |
0:34.8 | Mingle and do right? |
0:38.0 | No, I see done my friend |
0:47.4 | Sometime in the 1860s in San Francisco. Well first. Oh, let's just say it San Francisco along with most other cities in the United States |
0:55.4 | At the time had a problem with wild dogs |
0:58.8 | Well, I think that's a fair thing to say first |
1:02.3 | And Los Angeles in the 1840s dogs outnumber people by nearly two to one |
1:08.8 | I don't know what that was like that's crazy to do one dog to do one dog ratio |
1:14.8 | And while the situation is like a Pixar movie. It's terrible. No, I don't think it was anything near that cute and fun |
1:20.3 | Yeah, I think I got a fun little spin on the dog's eating people |
1:25.1 | Eating people I think so I think so people could defend themselves against dogs |
1:30.5 | The situation in San Francisco had not reached the extreme of two to one the large numbers of strays and failed dogs did cause problems |
1:38.2 | Yeah, they're not pets. I mean summer pets, but most of these are fucking wild animals still |
1:43.5 | I think with with the right weaponry I could defend myself against two dogs per me dogs are regularly |
1:50.4 | I want to turn this into a dog war. All right look we we believe I love animals everybody listening believes that you could you could handle yourself against two dogs |
1:58.7 | Bring on these fucking dogs |
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