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🗓️ 5 September 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | This weekend that will be in Kansas City at the Comedy Club of Kansas City September 8th through the 10th come out and see your boy, Kansas City tickets at Adam Ray Commie.com, Comedy Club of KC September 17th that will be in Detroit, Michigan at the House of Comedy 2 shows as part of the Detroit Comedy Festival at the House of Comedy September 17th tickets at Adam Ray Commie.com and then what else we got? End of September early October, Rally North Carolina and then Portland, Vegas and some shows with Sal Volcano all those tickets |
0:30.0 | and information at Adam Ray Commie.com. Young Rock returns November 4th on NBC, Tune in, we start filming that. Soon, well, welcome to Chippendales, is that a stroke, premieres November 22nd on Hulu, such a DVRs for that and all the merch, ticket info and special surprises at Adam Ray Commie.com. Instagram and Twitter, Adam Ray Commie, I'm posting clips daily, so check your boy out there, TikTok, check your boy out there and come out and see me again on the road, |
1:00.0 | I got a handful of more tour dates before I lay down my comedy store special and keep the good times moving. All right guys, love you. Bye, enjoy this episode by the way with ALN Legend, Jonathan Kite. I think it's like it's 25th appearance and this might be the best one yet. Don't know how we keep topping it, but we just fucking figure it out. So enjoy this episode, follow John on Instagram and Twitter at John Kite and go see him on tour. All right, enjoy the episode. |
1:30.0 | Hey, it's Robert. You know, listen to the about last night podcast, slip a little son of a bitch. |
2:00.0 | Guys, welcome back to the pod. You're gonna wear the cans. I gotta get out of here. Have we never really got a hard hours, 704. I'm gonna put these on, I think. Please tell me it's not 704. Why would happen? I have a meter in Glendale. By the way, that sounds like a Nicholas Cage line in a Nicholas Cage movie. What shall I miss it? It's 704. Why? My meter in Glendale. That's his autobiography. My meter in Glendale. Glendale. |
2:30.0 | I thought about Cage. And that's what one does. How often do you think Cage thinks about stuff that doesn't pertain to him? |
2:42.9 | I mean, I don't know if he doesn't seem like a selfish guy, but I don't know if he's like, oh, I don't have to part by in the fridge. |
2:53.0 | But he thinks that he did though, but it's still him. Yeah, I left a pop bar in the fridge. Yeah, right. So even if it's yeah, any man who wears them, did you see his? Oh, that's right. Okay. So it's not like, yeah, that was a bad example. It's he's not like, oh, did you? Yeah, he's always thinking about himself. Hey, Nick, did you hear about 9-11? Oh, yeah, that was a day that my gardener mentioned that movie. The movie I did about it. I'm afraid of the movie. That was based on real events. Oh, God. Did you read the script? I improv the whole thing. |
3:22.8 | Wow, I thought it was a remake of Chicken Little. The sky's just coming down. Oh, my God. I don't think any Sesame Street hasn't tackled like 9-11, right? No, and they're tackling. Yeah. Well, Sesame Street went hard in the paint with like transmuppet, right? And then there was a, there was a homeless muppet, which by the way, I'm sure this is talked about, but I screwed the grouch. |
3:46.8 | Oh, Chappelle did a great bit. Oh, he did. Oh, I'm sorry about about the way we treat homeless people. Maybe I saw that for sure. And yeah, I mean, but they never even said he was really homeless, which is a crazy thing. But everyone on Sesame Street was more or less homeless. Big, we're just living a fucking garage, like in an essay. Yeah, they fucking didn't even give me a lot of guess. They were keeping him like the way that they keep the old none of us like they don't want him to grow none of them up a tad beds except for Bert and Ernie. But dude, no, none of them. I still |
4:16.8 | subscribe to Bert and Ernie, I think being gay. Everyone just says they were roommates, but I'm like, they were so fucking clean. Were they male? Don't cancel me. What's that? Guys, we're just, we got cancer. |
4:28.4 | No, we're there. Here's, I wonder if they were just, if they were non-binary. I don't even think I knew what gay was. And I was like, oh, these guys are sharing cookies. I don't know what gay is, but these two are fucking. |
4:38.9 | Well, that's, it's someone, it's so funny about the things you don't know, but you know, like we had a |
4:44.6 | girl named Audrey Klittgaard in elementary school. Sorry, for the, what's the last name? Klittgaard, K-L-I-T-G-A-R-D. Sherman. Her dad's old dental dams. |
4:55.7 | Klittgaard's dental dams. I didn't know what a Klitt was. Yeah, still don't know. And I think you ladies made it up. And so, |
5:06.0 | Nicholas Cage movie. We're gonna seal the injury. Wait, that's a blot of national treasure. Yeah, we're gonna find the Klittgaard. |
5:13.4 | We're gonna find Ben Franklund's Klittgaard. Nick, that's, again, how many times do we have to die? The plot of this movie is, is the opposite of that. |
5:23.5 | First of all, Ben Franklund doesn't have a Klittgaard. That's what you think. He's trying to convince me. |
5:29.1 | But in case, please tell me we got that. But her name was Audrey Klittgaard. And I remember just being like, that's fucked up. |
5:37.3 | And other people laughing. And not even, none of my pals knew what a Klittgaard was. Maybe just the casted. He bragged about |
5:43.3 | fucking in the fourth grade and then his dad on little Caesars. And none of us could fact check you to one of those. |
5:48.2 | By the way, in that order. Yeah, I feel like the little Caesars is more impressive. Well, I would, as a fact kid. Oh my god, you have, you, your dad is pizza pizza? |
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