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#668 MDC ELECTION DAY BONANZA aka "Peanut The Squirrel may stand as the story of the weekend leading up to the presidential election"

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

It's that time of years: Election Day. And what an election it's been. We give the official MDC presidential prognosis (Both candidates will save democracy) and dive into the Trump campaign's truly bizarre endgame strategies.

Micro-targeted racism to Puerto Ricans, a spiteful McDonald's shift, handing your ground game off to Elon Musk who tells everyone your presidency will result in necessary hardship and a market crash, and many more incredible tactics.

Music:

Tyler, the Creator - Darling, I

Wachita China - BLOCK 47

Blood Incantation - Hidden Species (Vitrification of Blood pt. 2)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

0:07.0

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoonia today.

0:11.0

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

0:18.0

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll

0:22.3

show you exactly what we'll show you exactly what it looked like when they're just going to

0:29.3

all there in barn, all stay tuned. All right, I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.

0:38.1

And we are Minian death cult.

0:40.9

The world is ending.

0:42.5

The most important election of our lifetimes is responsible.

0:47.1

And we're documenting it.

0:49.6

What's up, everybody?

0:50.9

I just want to say up top that, yes, the Matrix did descend upon Tony on his way to come record this episode.

1:02.0

I believe in an effort to prevent the truths we're about to unveil for everybody today.

1:09.6

Yeah, the system had a sort of like,

1:13.0

a white blood cell like effect where just random white people started

1:17.4

awakening and attacking Tony and calling the police on,

1:21.2

on you on your way here.

1:22.5

Is that what I'm,

1:23.4

is that what I'm hearing?

1:24.3

Pretty much,

1:24.9

pretty much.

1:25.2

I'm going to go ahead and say white passing is what I'm going to go ahead and say.

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