664 - Andrew Santino - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA "tryin' it out" for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los Angeles, college athletes and coaches, Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans, Andrew’s dirt bike accident, Ari Shaffir’s new special, their worst subjects in school, working with Bobby Lee on Bad Friends, and more! They also watch videos of a cool chick explaining “ATM etiquette,” a dude that reminds them of Kevin Samuels, a guy struggling to give away WNBA tickets, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.

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0:00.0	Spokane, I am coming July 20th. I'll be at first Interstate Center for the Arts.
0:05.6	The early show is sold out. There are still tickets available to the late show.
0:09.9	Go to Thomsagore.com slash tour.
0:12.0	Would you go to college?
0:13.2	Back in the biggest bad of school in the land.
0:16.0	But look at you, the nor'rine college.
0:18.5	Wait a minute, how the fuck did I never know this? You went to school there?
0:21.2	I went to school in Hickory.
0:22.2	And there's a really interesting story as to why I went there.
0:25.5	I did not get into any other school that I applied to.
0:30.7	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:41.4	Welcome to the program. I probably don't say it enough, so I'll say it now.
0:48.1	You've never looked more beautiful.
0:51.3	Christina.
0:57.0	Thank you for dressing up today.
0:58.5	And I'd like to welcome back to the show, the very funny, the very talented,
1:04.9	Andrew Santino, everybody. Thank you very much for coming in.
1:07.4	Thank you so much.
1:08.4	Thanks for having me, Thom.
1:09.6	Yeah, it's great to see you, man. It's been a while.
1:12.7	I don't know if I can ask you this or not. We were just talking about the fact that,
1:17.8	you know, I actually live in Austin now, I'm just visiting a Los Angeles for a short period.
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