660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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JEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks.

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