So lately Matt Ashley's been getting mad at me for stealing all of her kitchen utensils.

But I mean that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam and my name's Matt. Now pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable

because this is graveyard tails.

That may be the worst one yet. Yeah I think it is.

I've had that one in my back pocket for a while and I might you know.

Should have kept it there. I should have but I didn't.

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Yeah and be able to look out for the new graveyard tails all nude calendar.

Right it's not us. Right it's not us. No we just we're getting dogs and we're going to just

yeah it's actually yeah it's all animals. Yeah and they're always nude so I mean it's not like we're

doing anything scandalous. That's right but we're not lying either. Right and no it's not

lions it's dogs. We had a lion. Now we had to send him back. Yeah all the dogs.

All right Matt so what are we getting into tonight brother? Okay so

when it comes to mysterious sea creatures and we've we've talked about a few on this show.

So none of them have been immortalized in stories and novels and plays and musicals and movies and

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