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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

66: EP 66 - Vaccines & Bungee Jumps

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

THIS WEEK talk about the double edged sword of being the 'first' to get the vaccine. Then it's on to the double standards around Laurence Fox and Rita Ora breaking lockdown rules. Before we finish on some lazy myths about men. Not being arrogant, but this episode is pretty funny.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What Most People Think

0:04.6

Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, What Most People Think,

0:13.6

Hello and welcome to episode 66 of What Most People Think, an episode which I've got to be honest,

0:19.6

very nearly didn't happen this week, because I was supposed to have a special guest, right? I did the interview, I edited it, I was really careful with it because it's a really great guest. I am going to have back on, so I'm not going to say because I don't want to jinx it for next time, but it fucked up. The computer fucked me up up and i know that all your it nerds out

0:39.4

there are already thinking what computers don't fuck up chip computers it's human error no it wasn't

0:43.7

okay i i don't know man when computers just do inexplicable things i can go very quickly

0:50.2

to be in the same kind of bloke that thinks that this vaccine is going to be microchipped.

0:54.3

Straight away. I was like, it's got something against me. What's happening? Is the computer turned on me? Is it because all the dark porn I've made it watch over the years? But look, you know, I have to get this podcast out. I've got clients, babe. I've got clients. This is part of the, yet again. I always love mentioning the benefit of the Patreon community, which keeps it weekly and ad free.

1:15.1

So give me a bit of latitude is all I'm saying. I thought I had a podcast. I stayed up till midnight last night. I'm doing that thing again.

1:22.6

Another week where I'm sounding like my mum. Just guilt tripping. up i stayed up late and this family you're just

1:29.1

come in here like a hotel you come and go as you please did you ever did you ever have that with

1:33.1

your mum where your mom would just like if your mom was a housewife like mine was for the sort of like

1:37.4

from when i was about 13 onwards she when they just go on strike and then the family just go

1:43.0

uh no you're the you're the wife you've got to do this. Even the daughters and sisters are like, well, what else are you going to do? My mum would have every once in a while she'd go on strike and we go, well, you're the one that gives most of the shit about the house looking nice. And let's be honest, even though it's unfair unfair if family and friends come around if it's a

2:01.4

shithole they're going to judge you so um get the mop and stop fucking well i'm pushing my luck

2:07.7

this week by the way in terms of pushing my luck i put a video a stand-up set on youtube if you

2:12.6

haven't gone to my youtube channel subscribe uh it's basically it's from my last tour but i i realized there was like a 14 minute

2:19.1

bit of me just talking about gender and women and men and all that stuff so i thought it'd be fun

2:23.2

to stick it on youtube so give that a watch and look i'm going to try and be positive i'm

2:29.0

need to try and be positive i had a stress a week but let's be positive we've got the fisa vaccine

2:33.5

it's coming it Does it work?

2:36.0

I don't know. I don't know. You know, we're the first to have it. That's one of those things that

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