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How Long Gone

658. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod: Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in Glendale. We chat about putting your parents' name in your phone as "mommy," Chris fixed his loose outlets, Chris in conversation with Alison Roman, shoppy shops and deli cups, branzino sashimi, Mel Ottenberg's popper's party, we take a look at the trough urinal in 2024, a Bratpack review, Fred Again at the Coliseum, fidget spinner in the movie theater, some restaurant complaints, and off we go on tour this week, come see us in your city and get tickets here. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers.

0:03.0

Seering our pat is so they juicier,

0:05.0

adding onions at the grill for extra flavor,

0:07.0

new toastier buns,

0:09.0

and we're serving them hotter for even meltier cheese.

0:12.0

The McDonald's classics. Now a little more.

0:14.3

Mm.

0:15.3

Comparism with Prior Classic Burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability. The How long gone gone is here you guys Sunday June 16th.

0:43.3

It's Father's Day, Brother Daddy's, what's up?

0:46.4

It's Father's Day.

0:47.3

I gotta call Gary in a little bit

0:50.0

after he finished this podcast.

0:51.4

He's not a big phone guy, so I have to call my mom to actually

0:54.3

get in touch with him you know what I mean he keeps his cell phone off most of the time

0:58.2

smart defeating the purpose of the cell phone but he's keeping maybe his mental health you know in check he does not want to be reached he only wants to reach

1:08.2

exactly I mean the privilege I know it must be nice I think you have to be over a certain

1:14.3

and it's cool that you're so you're so close with your dad you guys are on a first

1:18.0

name basis I think that's really sweet yeah I mean I don't I don't put my parents are saved in my phone contacts by their names and I don't but I don't call them that when we're together if that makes sense like I would never call my mom Linda to her face that just feels wrong sure but I, having mommy in your phone as an adult man is crazy.

1:37.0

I think, I think the, when the Apple contact switched over to where you would just like share your

1:44.3

contact and update new contacts automatically that was the destruction of

1:49.2

having your parents name saved in your phone as because people would ask that question

1:56.0

like oh do you store your mom's phone number as mommy or daddy or does it or does it say Gary and Linda and then they'd be like oh my god

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