Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music.

Download the app today.

Hey, little lap cats, welcome to spooky gate bullshit. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gate bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

That's right and it's Friday night. The vampires are slayed. That's Rojo Caliente. But there's one vampire that's still out roaming and it's our cat behemoth who is currently circling around us because I kicked him out of his chair.

Yeah, to sit down and record this podcast. He's not happy about you kicking him out. Well, actually I kicked him out of the chair. It's true. But it's the chair that I'm sitting in because my back hurts.

Yeah, so he's got a vendetta out on both of us. Yeah, he is like I'm a 10 year old cat aka I am a being that has seen many kingdoms come and go. I am a timeless being in the vessel of the cat.

And I do not wish to dance with you mortals. Yeah, so we've crossed him and he will seek his revenge. Welcome everybody. Hi, how are you feeling today? I feel engorges.

I'm seeing here. I will say I've got my whole you know in your 30s random back pain thing going on, but that's the tail is all this time. Whatever. Yeah, like it's just true. It happens to be a thing. I was talking to my base teacher today and he was like, yeah, somebody once told me that once you're in your 50s random back pain system.

Like I guess his doctor actually told me is like once you make it to your 50s, you will have something wrong with your back. It's just it's inevitable. Everyone will unless you're just super lucky. Like you must be like Brigitte Neilson levels of lucky. You know, you just made I mean not she's just so lucky.

I mean, I'm lucky in love with anything, but I was going to say, you know, like you've made through your resilient, you know, yeah, I just can't get past Brigitte Neilson level of lucky. What does that mean if that's what we have to look forward to just like end it now.

I think I just saw her doing a photo shoot for Vogue Scandinavia work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, baby, can't deny this real life. It did its job. Anyway, sorry, we've been also reliving the early 2000s VH one of love series here in our household. So I think our reference points her a little late right now. They're usually late.

But now they're like real late, but they're late enough. I mean, usually I like to think I think they're just annoying right now, but anyway, we'll get into it. So hi everyone. It's Friday. We're feeling loose. Obviously. And we've got a whole doc at a spooky gay bullshit to get into. We sure do. This has been a real wild week.

Hell yeah, it's been wild wild week, starting Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, Tommy Jones. Wait, no, no, no, no, that's you're thinking of men in black who is Argonne's Gordon.

I've never seen Wild Wild West Johnny. You are the Wild Wild West historian in the household. Oh, well, Will Smith, some high act. Thank you. Move on. Moving on. Okay, moving on. Let's not mar the name of Wild Wild West while we are here. Stopping on this reference. Yeah, my very of the time.

As we were saying, we are very of the time. Oh, I'm a delight today. Yeah. So we've got a whole bunch of spooky gay bullshit to talk about today. And is there anything that we need to go over before we get into it?

I don't think so. I think I think we're ready to just get into the spooky gay bullshit of it all. Beautiful. Okay. Well, I will start us off then. So a hearty hour hour goes out to a dear friend of mine.

Suzanne for sending this in. This wasn't even really sent in under the, I guess the guys of it being spooky gay bullshit for the show. But this is a byproduct of when you know me and you send me weird news because you thought of me, it might just end up on the show and you might just get a shout out. So if this is problematic. I apologize. And I hope I've caused you no professional duress as a

result of. I'm sure it's fine. Whatever. All right. So to kick things off today, I've got some news that comes out of Scarborough in England, not Scarborough Ontario. I was gonna add. Yeah, no, I totally thought it was Scarborough at first in Ontario. And I actually had a few questions. But it makes more sense when it's not Scarborough Ontario. Yeah, I mean, yeah, what I was going to say it's pretty ignorant ignorant for me to think that there is no other Scarborough. Yeah.

Does that mean that Simon and Garfunkel weren't singing about Scarborough Ontario when they sang about the Scarborough fair. Unfortunately, I don't think they were. Okay, I know my life is changed forever. But here's the thing. It's definitely not Scarborough Ontario because it the news article that I was reading about this opened up with talking to the seaside town. And that's what immediately made me go not Ontario. So anyway, the seaside town of Scarborough England recently had a visitor during the

holiday season, which is just past. If you're listening to this in the future, it's January 2023 as of right now. So in December of 2022, the community got a visitor who not only had a pretty major impact on the community of Scarborough's holiday celebrations, but left in a blaze of almost a fine glory. So get this on December 30th, 2022, the town of Scarborough UK was visited by a large unapologetic walrus.

Who was ultimately nicknamed Thor? Oh, yeah, I know right? Perfect. And this was a pretty special thing considering the walrus's don't tend to inhabit the area. And that's kind of spook you in and of itself because they genuinely or they generally and genuinely occupy colder areas like the coasts of Greenland, Canada, Norway, even Russia.

So that's probably why they called them Thor. I guess so. I mean, that would make sense. But the thing is, people believe that because of global warming and the breaking of sea ice or the destruction of sea ice, that walrus has been popping up in a lot of different areas, including the UK, like this visitation from Thor in Scarborough. So while it is interesting, it's not necessarily a good sign.

...