65: GAM065 Holyman Undercover

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2016

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write about other Christian extremists so as to make them seem wacky. Watch as Baptist evolution deniers throw down against Anabaptist zipper deniers in a film that features David AR White taking on dual roles, and failing miserably at both. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

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0:00.0	I'm looking at a Annie Logan White's face here and it just
0:10.4	if I had to describe it in one word I'd call it sharp it's jagged and it actually
0:16.2	explains David air White's face I feel like he's been eroded down by years of
0:21.2	jagged face contact and now he's got that shape yeah
0:25.6	like those mumps that make the super smooth stone but his face yeah exactly
0:37.1	god awful movie
0:50.1	welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.3	Christian cinema because these movies are now officially less terrible than
0:57.2	reality I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good
1:01.6	friend Heath and right heath welcome back to be here Noah I'm having a great week
1:06.7	fantastic and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli how are
1:14.6	you this pre-apocalyptic afternoon sir I'm really great now when I wear the
1:19.2	arm band which arm does it go have we decided which arm it goes on yeah I just I
1:23.7	don't want to be the guy who wears the arm band on the wrong arm on the first day
1:27.7	trying to get ahead yeah no that is verboten all right all right so let's change the
1:33.9	fucking subject so he'd tell us what will we be breaking down today we watched holy man
1:41.3	undercover boy did we it's a movie about how crazy the Amish people are
1:47.9	written by evangelical Christian people so it's basically 90 minutes of like
1:53.6	a guy in a cancer ward laughing at the guy next to like you can't cure it by drinking maple syrup
1:59.6	idiot what oh this no I'm shooting bleach up my ass with a power washer you fucking yoke
2:07.2	book
2:10.3	and Eli how bad was this movie well if you hate minorities and poor people and you love
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