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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

648 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Are your jeans pulled over your head? Tom Segura and Christina P open the show on a really special girl who isn't like other girls! Christina reveals she has a new kink that she is unwilling to reveal, we talk about Tommy Lasorda's SlimFast commercials and commencement speech for Tom's confirmation, and we discuss Netflix's "Inventing Anna." There's a #YMHexclusive about real bidets, Horrible or Hilarious gets kicked up a notch, and we discuss completely insane amusement parks with dangerous rides. We welcome baby Zollo to Austin, which means the entire crew is now in Texas! And we finish off with taking a look at Christina's most recent TikTok curations!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys the third leg of the I'm coming everywhere world tour is live right now go to TomSegra.com slash tour for tickets and

0:08.2

Use the code word Tommy T.O.M.M.Y. for early access. See that's harmless. It's a palette cleanser you like it. I wish you would have saved this

0:16.4

For I wouldn't put this one. I would put this down there, you know, but here's why it's an exceptional time

0:21.8

You always usually depress everybody. Yeah, yeah, I know, but you know, I didn't make this like a misdirect like oh

0:27.8

It's gonna be a fun right and I know it's like no, it's not I

0:32.2

Know that's awesome buddy. No

0:37.8

Right jeans jeans jeans jeans want to move in you come move in you gotta fuck oh man

0:43.6

I'm welcome to your mom's house podcasts. I'm Tom. I'm she's Christine

0:50.3

Free rent you get a lease in a K fuck me fuck me. Um, can I say something? I like your shirt. Thanks

0:56.4

It's kind of a vacation dad vibe. It is kind of a vacation dad shirt

1:00.3

Well, we wait you choose that one today. I don't know. Just going through my closet and

1:05.0

You know, I took a couple laps around it and I was like what will I wear and

1:09.2

Pick this

1:11.2

Yeah, I like it you're wearing different color

1:17.7

You don't like it. I do what is that it's called fluorescent green

1:21.6

It's kind of a call back to my youth. This is what the kids wore back in the day. Oh my why does this a kid?

1:28.2

You don't like it. You don't like how the green makes my face look green

1:35.7

No, it's cool. It's cool. I like the sweater. I like sweaters sweaters are good so comfy

1:41.0

It's so comfy cozy. I hate where I wear tight shit and then you know, don't feel good all day

1:46.2

I'll tell you this Austin weather is something. It's pretty unpredictable

1:50.3

It's like 80 today and then last night. It's fucking 40. It's just wild wild you and I have been getting into building fires

1:58.6

though lately. I really enjoy it and it's so much fun how stupid that is primal takes over yeah

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