So Rachel, I finished uncanny Avengers and I'm still pretty hazy on who the Maximoff twins parents are.

Jango and Mariam Maximoff.

I thought they retcon that away years ago.

I mean the Maximoff's adopted the twins, right?

I remember that.

You remember correctly? So they're just not adopted anymore no

they're still adopted why would you adopt your own kids well no one knew they were

Maximus twins bova thought they were Magda Eisenhower's wife. Right.

And Bova's the cow lady who hangs out with the high evolutionary.

Exactly. So how did she end up with the twins? Well despite being hidden way the hell up in the mountains

and guarded by a bunch of transformed animal people, apparently the high

evolutionaries fortress was briefly the place to go give birth to your super kids.

Magna ended up there when she was pregnant and Bova agreed to hang on to the baby so Magneo wouldn't get a hold of them.

Okay.

And then a little while later, the Whizar and Miss America showed up and she was also pregnant.

Wait, wait, rewind. There was a character named The Whizzer.

I know, right? He was actually this dude named Robert Frank who developed super speed as a side effect of being injected with

Mangus Blood. You just made that up. I did not.

Mungus Blood. I did not.

Mungou's blood.

Scout's honor and he was married to Miss America.

How'd that work? She first showed up in 2011 and she's a teenager and gay.

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