Oh, rambles.

When we were coming back from Australia, it's an overnight flight. I go to the bathroom.

I start to just push the door open and it just slams back in my face.

I thought the lights doesn't even come on until you look.

Yeah, they don't. They're in there pooping in the dark.

I just suddenly see someone on a bicycle rolling by really slowly.

Immediately I saw them and I was like, oh my god, that's my ex.

I just really didn't like things that moved fast at my face.

You know when you're like laying down and playing with the baby and then the baby just starts crawling at you.

I just like, whoa, like, I'm back up baby.

Chris Pratt was really cool.

He was really sweet. I forgot to smell him.

That was like a lot of people's first question.

Why did he smell like?

Oh and guys are all weird.

Oh my god guys, I sliced my thumb open repeatedly last night.

I was cleaning a cheese grater.

And like for some reason thought it was a good idea to wipe off the cheese with my thumb,

but I basically just like grated a bicycle.

It's fun. That's really great.

Little scratch marks all across it.

So is the grater cleaner?

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