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Never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul. Let's roll, let's roll, never get their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Hello, welcome to redacted tonight.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents.

As you know, Israel and Palestine are now in a ceasefire, but not before Israel managed to kill over 200 people, including over 60 children.

And among other things, blow up the building of the Associated Press and Al Jazeera.

Because nothing gets people to stop talking about how you're indiscriminately bombing children,

like indiscriminately bombing press offices. That really shifts the conversation to how you're a

peaceful and rational nation.

You know, just like how the Unabomber really succeeded in getting people to talk about his message

and take the message seriously by blowing up loads of people. Never fails. Every time someone

explodes, a bunch of people, everyone else goes, well, that guy,

must really have his shit together. I'd like to cut of his jab. What a clean cut and dignified

young man, except for the mass murder, of course. That's a bit untured. Anyway, the propaganda that has allowed Israel to destroy the lives of Palestinians for decades

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