Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen. Just a good old-fashioned straight up.

Hello. Hello to you. Hello!

Okay, that was kind of awkward.

Um, welcome to the Harlan Highway. I am he.

Harlan Williams, your host, your MC, your waitress, whatever you want.

Um, welcome to the show. Happy New Year everybody.

I still am in line saying that.

You know, I kind of say the first two, three weeks,

you're still allowed to say it. Great show today, we're going to be discussing,

uh, fig finding out that early in the year I am a loser.

Mm-hmm. I'm a giant loser.

Way do you hear why I'm a giant loser?

Also, we got a crazy, crazy news story for you today.

Somebody was beaten, physically beaten, and I'm not going to tell you how, you're going to

have to listen. But it's pretty bizarre. Also, we're going to be taking some of your phone calls, some of your wonderful phone

calls, we're going to be listening to those and also I've heard a rumor that

Michael Jackson has been seen walking around in the building somewhere.

Boy, oh boy, I hope not because that freak always seems to wander right into my podcast studio

and I never know what to do with the guy.

So let's get it gone.

Here we go.

This is the Harlan Highway.

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