Come on, who's that? Some new text messages. It's got a podcast to me, Cordia. That's Dave from Coventry. You know, Dave, who listens all time to the show.

Check that out. He's been on the man's sketch. He's got a bit close to the bone with that little bad boy, honey.

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Wait, and who's that?

That's Jed from Newcastle. Look at the growler on that, bumming heck.

Before and after. He's got a before and after on that one. Check that out.

Oh, you're taking a piss now. Not another one. No, no, no. This is Terry from Yournecker that was Liverpool. Look at that shaft.

Absolutely sparkling. Wait, what's going on? You do realise, wait, does your wife even know that you've got grow mench sends and you dick picks?

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Have you come down yet from your trip to Abu Dhabi?

No, I'm still buzzing. I'm still buzzing about it because you know, it was fucking mental, wasn't it? Islam, Makachev is the fucking real deal. The hype is absolutely real.

Bring on the next contenders in this weight division. Bring on Volkanovsky. Man, the fucking. The water is warm, baby.

Stichito in diving. It is absolutely booming right now. And I think, okay, we've got a couple of weeks of the apex loads to talk about from last weekend.

We've got a great fight coming up this weekend. And then my boy is back in town on the horizon in November. We've of course got Israel at the senior against his arch nemesis from the old K one days.

The meatball is self, baby, the spin and elbow queen is back in November as well. Yes, oh, man, there's a lot to be cheerful about on this lovely Halloween Monday.

And not only that, if we just venture it away from the world of USC, just for a split, split second, this is the month of Brendan lockdown, ladies and gentlemen.

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