Hey, this is Curtis Armstrong, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour!

Oh, hello there, friends!

Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour!

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who has banished his pants and underwear

to the afterlife, and is currently using telepathy to jack his own boner off.

That's Jeff Clark, and transmitting to us from Dracula's castle the bearded bloody

booger eater known as Shuddyboy. Oh yeah, brat, brat indeed. So we've got a lot to discuss this week,

but when I sat down at my, my MSPH poo command center, I found a post-it note. Oh, there's

many of those, but I found a grinder that I've had this 100% has to go back to the East Coast days,

I'm sure, and it's got a Keith catcher, which I'm sure at this moment is busting at the seams

full of Keith or Sutherland, but why don't you open it and do a reveal and let us see?

I don't even know if I can crack this thing open, it might be sealed with gooey gooey

Keith, but I went, I was at Carl's place and I was about to grind up some weed with it,

and she was like, what's going on in there? Is that grinder okay?

I was like, yeah, it's just fucking old, you know, it's like me. I look like shit, I'm old,

but I'm hanging in, but she was like, no, the stuff in there is like all red, and you know,

obviously I'm colorblind, and I don't see it. I see just remnants of decades of ground-up weed

being mashed into the top of it in between the teeth, and now that I'm like talking about this,

and I was just about to show it to you guys and ask you guys what color it is, I forgot that my

fucking webcam is all shitty, and always makes me look blue, so I don't even know what color this

is going to look like to you guys. Well, we'll tell you. You see that circle? Yeah, that's brown.

It's brown. Yeah, it's a rust color, so I could see dark red. All that is is just old weed

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