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#63 - Week 1 Headlines, Browns & Chiefs Film Deep Dive, "Damn! Okay", and R.I.P. to the Seattle Cover 3

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Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Simms & Ahmed Fareed break down all the Week 1 headlines, take a deep dive on the 2 biggest games of the weekend, and take a pop quiz to recap the opening Sunday in the NFL. (5:05) Give Me The Headline, Part 1: The Pats are a well-oiled machine and everyone else is in big trouble; the Cowboys feel like they have a different aura; the Panthers blow a big change; and Todd Gurley is still special. (18:50) "Damn! Okay": Shout-outs to Kyler Murray, Dalvin Cook, and John Ross. All 3 entered with question marks, and all 3 made say "Dayyyum! okay." (30:30) Titans-Browns Film Deep Dive: Baker's no-good-very-bad-day, don't forget about Nick Chubb, and Cleveland's O-line gets a C-, and momentum is HUGE! (46:25) Give Me The Headline, Part 2: DeSean Jackson's speed and Doug Pederson's cojones rule the day; why the Jets lost the game in the 1st half; Jameis Winston & Jimmy G played a game of "who can screw it up more?"; and Melvin Gordon might have reason to come back. (1:02:20) Chiefs-Jaguars Film Deep Dive: Patrick Mahomes put on a display, Andy Reid put on a friggin clinic, R.I.P. to the Seattle Cover 3 scheme, Gardner Minshew (!) looks pretty damn good, and why the Chiefs defense looks so different. (1:17:50) Simms checked the rule book, and the Dolphins are allowed to play a safety in the middle of the field (1:22:45) Pop Quiz hot shot- does Simms know who was the fastest ball-carrier, who threw the longest completion through the air, and which team faced an 8-man box more than anyone else?

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm gonna take the Browns in this one.

0:06.0

I'm gonna go with the Bills with the upset here.

0:08.0

I'm picking the bucks to win this game, 31 to 28.

0:11.0

Ball is gonna be wet because your center is gonna have swamp ass.

0:15.0

Yes.

0:16.0

And it's gonna be like throwing a watermelon on some place.

0:19.0

Man, damn, damn, damn. Like they're're all, like, you don't understand the context of them and you're trying to piece together exactly what's happening in the sound bites that we start the show with. And sometimes I'm unable to do that. Well, I mean, first off, some of those were the picks of my game, so you know what they were. I didn't like those, okay? That was not good.

0:39.0

And then I was talking about swamp ass, probably because I was talking about Jimmy Garoppel having to play down in Tampa and the hot sun and all that, which didn't look like he had an issue. But either way, football's back. We're back. Yeah, buddy. Do you have a good Sunday? I did. I mean, doing nothing just sitting on the couch while I just, I just worked my ass off.

0:55.5

Yeah, you're good?

0:56.1

You were working.

0:56.8

No, I was working too.

0:58.0

Why? buddy. Do you have a good Sunday? I did. I mean, doing nothing just sitting on the couch while I just, I just worked my ass off. You're good? You were working. No, I was working too. By watching the games preparing for this podcast. I was working. Right. And my wife got the kids out of the house for a little while so I could really zone in on what was happening. Okay. Like you guys do. I don't know the multiple TVs that you guys have.

1:12.4

Well, you got to get, yeah, you don't need multiple.

1:14.7

Even when I'm at home, I mean, I can't see every game. No. So you just have one TV? You just went one? You red zoned it? Red zoned it. Red zoned it. Okay, that's a good safe way to go. Until the Sunday night game, and then I watched as much of you guys as I could.

1:25.6

Yeah.

1:26.3

Yeah, go ahead.

1:27.1

What were you doing?

1:28.5

I'm a lion's guy.

1:29.8

I'm a lion's guy. And then I watched as much of you guys as I could. Yeah, go ahead. What were you doing?

1:28.4

I'm a lion's guy. I'm a lion's guy. And that game was typical lions. Because they get you. Damn, I know. They always get you to a point where, and I'm going to get fired up. Yeah. I don't like to do that. Yeah, I love it. Do it. Do it. They get you to a point where you kind of believe.

1:45.2

You have hope.

1:45.8

You have hope, right?

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