#63: Things Ain't Always As They Seem
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2013
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
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3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police
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5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate
6- There seemed to be no hope until bat kid rescued all of us
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is O'Honzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to my podcast, Who's paying attention? |
| 0:20.8 | This is episode 63, and I like to call it, |
| 0:24.6 | Things Ain't Always as They Seen. |
| 0:27.3 | Let me try that again in English. |
| 0:29.4 | Things ain't always as they seem. |
| 0:32.3 | I am still in Canada. |
| 0:34.4 | I'm on this brilliant tour with Just for Laughs. |
| 0:41.2 | Tonight, I am in Calgary. And if you hear any background noise, it's because as beautiful as the Fairmont Hotel is in Calgary, there are |
| 0:47.3 | railroad tracks right behind us. So it might be a little background noise. You'll have to forgive that. |
| 0:53.9 | This tour has been great for the most part. |
| 0:57.0 | I'll be honest with you. There's one comic who's, I'm not going to name him. |
| 1:01.9 | But his ego has, how shall I put it, interfered with the peace of the tour. Interfired with us getting along. |
| 1:09.0 | There's nothing worse than a group of people who are equals when one thinks he's a star. |
| 1:14.5 | But I'm going to let, well, I may refer to that. |
| 1:19.6 | I don't even know because, you know, egos blow my mind when somebody really believes their own hype. |
| 1:28.6 | And the odd thing is, in my business, it works. |
| 1:31.9 | I mean, we know the big examples. |
| 1:34.1 | Kim Kardashian or Kanye West. |
| 1:39.0 | They just really think they're that important. |
| 1:41.5 | And I don't get it. |
| 1:43.3 | But anyway, let me get away from that okay |
| 1:46.1 | I'm still in Canada tomorrow I go back to L.A. That would be on Monday and I'm recording a new show |
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