63. I Need New York

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury, 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss getting out of unwanted group texts, male solutions for tan lines, advice for the master of French kissing, transactional nudes in a relationship, and advice from Matt for finding good films. 📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.3	Hello.
0:39.3	Hello.
0:40.3	Hey.
0:41.3	Dude, it's lifeline.
0:42.3	It's lifeline.
0:43.3	Wow.
0:44.3	You good?
0:45.3	The worst starting of any show we've ever done.
0:47.3	It's a real real life line.
0:49.3	It's lifeline.
0:50.3	Why do people say they hate Arrowhead water so much?
0:53.3	Dude, I don't know. They say it's trash water. People act like it's lifeline. Why do people say they hate Arrowhead water so much?
0:58.9	Dude, I don't know. They say it's trash water. People act like it's trash water. Like it's like Aquafina or something.
1:09.0	Aquafina is trash water. You know how I know that? Because I one time accidentally threw a big piece in one of those big trash bins.
1:12.6	A big piece of what? Just a big furniture. Yeah, a big furniture. And I threw it and I don't know if this is dumb that I didn't think about this ahead of time or whatever, but I felt real dumb.
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