Greetings from Park Casville. It's Wednesday, the 24th of October. Get your shit together.

The church or what's happened now is brought to you and welcoming the Ridge.

Let me tell you something about the Ridge. You know, you know, much pointless stuff we carry in our wallets, receipts,

hotel room keys, spent gift cards, the leather bifoles at men use resemble suitcases, more than wallets.

The Ridge helps you carry less, but always what you need. Okay, it's sleeker than a wallet.

It's two metal plates bound together by durable, elastic, elastic band. The Ridge looks nothing, nothing like a traditional wallet.

You get them titanium, carbon fiber, and aluminum options, insurers. There's no, there's an option for everybody. What are you using?

The leather wallet, what are you like? The Ridge is minimal, a front pocket wallet that's designed to let you ditch your bulky wallet.

The Ridge wallet is slim, RFID blocking and lifetime guarantee. Listen, it's the last wallet you'll ever buy right now.

It comes in titanium, carbon fiber, and aluminum, and a polycarbonate, and over a dozen different styles and colors. I'm really impressed with it.

I'm really impressed with it. I brought one for lead tonight, and I'm really impressed with it. What I'm going to do is this.

I'm going to give you 10% off with free worldwide. Listen to me. Worldwide shipping by going to Ridge Wallet Doccom.

What I'm going to see is to believe it. Ridgewallet.com slash church. Again, that's Ridgewallet.com slash church.

Now, again, I don't know how many times I got to tell you people. I don't know how many times I got to tell you people that from now till December 31st, it's a play is paradise.

It's time to make some money. You want to make some money? My bookie is the way to go. You're looking at me going to joy. What are you talking about?

My bookie has been around forever. They got great online reviews. Let me tell you something. They pay when you win. That's the most important thing.

My bookie is one of the best bets you'll be happy with all year. I recommend these guys because I trust them. Like I said, they've been in business for years, and they've been nothing but good, Uncle Joey.

And then mobile site is easy, peasy to use. Stop being on the sidelines. It's time for you to get in the game. What I'm going to do is this.

What log into my bookie right now, and I'm going to double your money. You're like, Joey, what are you talking about? You're not in the bank and I'm like, I'm going to double your money. You put 100 and you get 200. Use promo code church, CHURCH, and you'll get your first deposit matched 100%.

That's promo code church CHURCH. You play, you win, you get paid. Check that fucking mule.

Oh shit. It's the church what's happened now Wednesday morning, slinging dick and giving out toothpicks. How we do it, baby? It's a fucking jungle. Ain't nobody going to give you dick.

church what's happened now.

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