Hey, this is Doug Benson, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour?

That's always great when somebody does a bumper where they act like they're not aware of the show.

My life!

Hello there friends!

Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who has sold his pants and underwear for change to bet on the ponies.

And is now jacking off to videos of Sea Biscuit.

That's Jeff Clark.

And transmitting to us from the danger zone, the bearded bugger eating wingman known as...

Shutty boy!

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

We are indeed back once again.

Jeff, you're looking a little rough today? How you holding up?

Yeah, I'm hurting. I went to a... I had my fantasy football draft yesterday, and those usually go really hard.

And this one went harder than usual.

For those that don't know.

Final fantasy football is... it's like D&D but for even bigger virgins.

I can't believe your draft was this early.

Yeah, accommodations had to be met because a bunch of the guys in the league are like fathers and husbands.

So they had like other family stuff, other trips or whatever.

Like kids, softball events that were scheduled for this summer.

So this is the best day for us to do it.

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