Oompa, loomper, loompe d'e too, I've got another podcast for you.

Yes, I do. Welcome, it's the Harlan Highway.

I am your host Harlan Williams. Good to have you here, friends.

What a show we got for you today. I'm going to give you a rundown of how my Halloween went. I

promised I would. I had one really cool event happen on Halloween that is so

Halloween it can't be more Halloween.

Wait wait to hear what happened to me.

It was awesome.

We're also going to be doing a crazy news story.

Some guy got attacked by something

while doing a campfire song.

Oh my God, can you guess where this one's going? Also, I believe Aunt Ruthie called in and left another

message. My crazy Aunt Ruthie from Rochester, New York, always getting lost in her car.

Roger tells me that she called in,

so we'll see what she's up to.

And also, we're going to make a call to a pet shop and try and purchase some man-eating piranha fish or some

kind of violent flesh-eating fish later on in the show so hang around for that put your

scuba gear on everybody because this is the Harland Highway

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

Harlan, funny step, though. Funny stuff.

Keep it coming. Later.

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