62. The Interceptor Part I

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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The human head is an opaque aquarium within which rude fish do swim. A fish named “envy,” an eel named “fantasy,” a crab so gross it should not be named. Who would wish to swim these waters, knowing how easy it is to be bitten? Invocation Psalm: “Hardyy” Liturgical Reading: “The Interceptor Part 1” Concluding Prayer Join us next Tuesday for the joyous conclusion: The Interceptor Part 2. A new shirt is for sale, to Cro-Croa the Story all over thee: https://topatoco.com/collections/last-podcast/products/lpn-ts-crocroa

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0:00.0	Oh dear congregants, Brother Reed here letting you know we have a new t-shirt to gird your needy torso.
0:08.4	It honors the only soft drink endorsed by the story.
0:11.7	That's right, cro-crow-uh.
0:13.4	For a limited time, we have them available as white ringer teas.
0:17.0	Ooh, so get them while supplies last.
0:19.9	Find the link on Twitter and Instagram at TSMBTPod
0:22.8	or look for it on TapatoCo.com.
0:25.5	Cro-Croa, plump on it. Brothers and sisters, last night a parable appear to me.
0:53.3	I won't ask your permission to tell it because
0:56.2	tell it I must and the story must be told.
0:59.7	The story must be told.
1:03.4	Hark, there was a congregant of the story
1:06.4	who awoke one morning.
1:08.9	They did go to the bathroom and brush their teeth.
1:11.6	Once they were done, they anointed themselves in holy Greece.
1:16.6	They did remove their story-approved pajamas, and they did dress in their story-approved worship clothes.
1:25.6	They awoke their family and they did not eat
1:28.9	and they drank nothing but warm water.
1:33.2	They drove to the church of the story
1:34.9	and they cast their eyes down so as not
1:37.5	to see a bird in the sky
1:39.6	or any bird on the ground popping on its legs
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