Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I'd like to welcome you to the latest episode of Who's Paying Attention.

I am in Canada. Yes, I'm in Canada, the land of socialized medicine.

I'm up here on a Just for Last tour.

I gotta give a quick shout out to the other comics on the tour.

Darren Rose, brilliantly funny.

Bobby Kelly, who was out of New York, who was on the tour for the first week.

Jeremy Hatz, who's with us for the second week and my little buddy, the magician, Ben Seidman.

I've been giving Ben Hell on this tour, but I love him.

Right now I'm in Ottawa, the capital of Canada, and yeah, I just left Toronto, and yeah,

the mayor smokes crack.

Listen, this story has been, well, you've heard it already.

I mean, it's obviously comedy gold, and there isn't too much I can add.

I think my most curious thing is how much crack

are you smoking if you're still fat? I mean, crack has one positive side effect, massive weight loss,

and yet this man is huge. I don't know how he pulls it off. I will say this. It's a horrible

endorsement for his crack dealers. There's a picture

of him with the three drug dealers and, oh, how bad is the crack you guys are selling

when he's staying fat? And his excuse, I mean, it just goes to show you that, you know,

a politician's a politician, doesn't matter

which side of the border. The arrogance to have your excuse for smoking crack be, well, you know,

I was, I was in a drunken stupor. That's why you smoke crack because you were drunk. Oh,

that makes it, okay. Unbelievable. But you know Canada, as an

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