62. Decorum

The Secret Room | True Stories

Ben Hamm

Storytelling, Personal Journals, Story, Podcast, Stories, True, Society & Culture

4.4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Today’s show explores how people behave, or shouldn’t behave, in very different situations. We hear tales of operating rooms, a vibrator and food.

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0:00.0	Thank you to Ship Station for supporting the secret room. Right now try a ship station for free for 30 days and get an additional month free.
0:08.6	Only if you use my promo code secret. Ship Station makes ship happen.
0:16.6	Hey Alex have you got a secret form though?
0:18.8	I do indeed yes. So about two years ago I was in Thailand and an island called Copipi.
0:25.3	Alright so quite a run it. We'll get to that.
0:27.3	And I got back to my big 24 bed dorm and I need a wee bath hot now. I'll do it.
0:33.3	I'll be fine. And I woke up about 3am and I'm absolutely covered in wee.
0:36.9	I've completely pissed myself. So I'm like okay what I do? I stink out of wee. I'm covered in wee.
0:42.9	So what I do I get out. I get out of there so I'm shocked I've got to buy some more juice.
0:46.9	So I'm like oh no no. I spilled orange juice on my bed. Oh no.
0:50.1	Did anyone figure it out? No no no no. The guy I was going travelling with was on my top bank.
1:00.9	He fully believed me and I got told and I got back and he was like mate I had no clue.
1:05.3	Like fully believed me and I was brilliant.
1:21.0	Hey everyone it's Ben. Today's episode Decorum delivers three secrets in three chapters.
1:29.5	Each secret is distinct from the others except that they share one common thread.
1:33.9	Today's show is about how people behave or shouldn't in very different situations.
1:39.8	Ahead in chapter 2. So I took a train from Fryberg, Germany to Basel, Switzerland.
1:47.3	Then I went from Basel to Amsterdam. Amsterdam to Atlanta.
1:52.4	Then Atlanta to Chicago.
1:55.8	After her tedious journey our confident millennial enjoys unexpected scrutiny
2:00.9	at an airport security checkpoint in Chicago. A very intimate item she has in her suitcase
2:06.6	is picked up on X-ray and pulled for bomb residue detection.
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