618 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, I think it's neat when you're horny in public.
0:03.2	Like you let everybody know, like, this makes my dick hard.
0:06.1	Could you imagine seeing this, you're out in Vegas
0:08.4	and you're like, what's that?
0:09.6	Oh, it's just a guy at Domino.
0:11.2	I would like to walk by this guy with Joey Diaz.
0:13.8	Oh, he's like, cut the shit.
0:15.7	Stand the fuck up, grow some balls.
0:19.1	Exactly.
0:21.2	Hey, what's going on there, Chomo?
0:23.6	It's another episode of your mom's house.
0:25.3	I am your host, Tom Segura, with me, as always, is my lovely co-host, Chris Dina P.
0:34.1	I'm here.
0:36.3	Hey, Christina.
0:38.3	Hi, finally back in Studio D.
0:41.4	And I am so happy to see everybody and I missed it.
0:45.5	And I'm really excited to announce that there's now a razor blade in the bathroom
0:51.6	and somebody's been shaving their body in Studio Jeans.
0:55.7	Who is that?
0:56.7	That's me.
0:57.7	And I wasn't shaving my body.
0:58.9	What were you shaving?
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