616 - Beth Stelling - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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0:00.0	So I'm doing my thing and he's like easy Tony Hawk you're grinding really hard on me
0:07.6	But like a joke in the bedroom. It's not that I'm against them at all. I wasn't like
0:11.6	That's not nice. Yeah, I laughed the time
0:14.5	But then like you think I'm gonna get on top of you again. Are you stupid? Yeah. Yeah dude
0:21.6	Yeah, don't bring up Tony while we're fucking yeah
0:24.3	Hey
0:28.7	What's up there Chomo how you guys doing welcome to another episode of your mom's house. I am of course
0:34.8	Your host
0:36.1	Tommy T. Buns Ding Dong Segera and joining me as always is my lovely co-host
0:46.6	And joining us live from Austin, Texas is
0:51.6	Is Christina P. Hey Christina. How you doing Christine?
0:58.9	How you doing? Well, I'm coming to get that booty. Okay. All right. Thank you. Yep. How you doing?
1:07.1	As you can see I'm wearing my Holstins. Yeah, what happened? But I've been but fucking the shit out of dude
1:13.4	Like I've to I've earned these glasses. Yeah, just like Holstins. No dude. I'm so bummed like it's so embarrassing
1:20.8	It's so embarrassing. I have
1:23.5	fucking pink eye and that I mean I'll just say
1:28.1	I've heard that that's from fecal matter. Is that what happened? Yeah
1:31.2	Yeah, no one here's the best part is that this has been a week in the making and I called our doctor and I was like
1:37.2	Dude, I think I have like pink eye and he goes well now usually you get that from a kid and everybody in your house
1:43.5	We'll have it and I was like I'm pretty gross. I'm pretty sure it's pink eye
1:47.2	He's like it's allergies. It's allergies and of course a week later now. He's like oh, yeah, it's pink eye
1:52.1	Oh, yeah, cuz I I fucking I touched dirty diapers and dirty ass. I touch my ass
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